What do you think about a fully functioning chatroom application. I think it would attract gamers at gaming events, we could add rooms specific to gaming tournaments, game launches, Beta testing etc, might attract advertisers to hire a room for a day or summin like that. Maybe connect it to Dan's game streams on Facebook etc
Happy new to all Fraggers, may Boggy molest each and everyone of you in a drunken grope fest.
morninmg all time to sort ark out me thinks
Locking everyone out of teamspeak? OK. I will leave you all in peace. It's your TeamSpeak and you can do whatever you want with it. I can respect that. I don't understand why you are choking off your player base but if you want to kill off the community, I can't stop you. Sorry to see you go down this road. Good luck. Please don't give me the we had to story. I don't lock our teamspeak and we never have a problem the way it's setup. I think you are making a mistake. please reconsider.
Thanks and with Love....Ex
Anyone playing "The Stanley Parable" on steam? The meta is mind breaking.
Finally broke down and bought the Arma 2 complete collection for $10 on Steam for Day Z! Download faster damn you!
played bfbc2 all day think it's time to head to bed night! ^_^
Anyone here play Minecraft: FTB ? I started playing the direwolf pack because almost everything got upgraded/redone and Thaumcraft is pretty awesome :) It's harder to do and requires a bit of puzzle solving.
so i have been playing a crap ton of CS: GO anyone still playing this? i need some comp. buddies im a double AK bout to rank up to a badge soon, im tired of playing solo and getting crap teams lol
WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO AWOLGAMERS MAY CAUSE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS HOWEVER NOT LIMITED TO: BLURRED VISION, CARPAL TUNNEL, VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY, INSOMNIA, CLAW HAND SYNDROME, EXTREMELY HIGH LEVELS OF FRAG RATE, LEAD AND CAFFEINE. AWOLGAMERS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TEARS OF N00BS, AND/OR THE LOSS OF SOCIAL LIFE OUTSIDE THE VIRTUAL WORLD.
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Misplaced my glasses Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You are about 72 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." I replied "Oh man, I'm in trouble now, I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week." The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.
Your laugh of the day
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes,
and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "He was the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you! my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led throughmany winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.
This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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